You ever been to a ROCK CONCERT? What did you think? I don't mind tellin' ya, on the basis of my first experience they scare the hell outta me, and if you got any sense they should scare the hell outta you too. I mean, I'd seen footage of Rock Concerts on my Beatles Anthology DVD boxset, like Shea Stadium and On Top Of The Apple Building and stuff, and thought they looked pretty good, y'know, with The Beatles and shit, so I decide to give this rock concert thing a chance and go dig the scene at the next gig I see advertised, and I stand there sipping a ginger beer for 4 hours, just waitin' and waitin', just standin' there like some sorta chump listening to this endless succession of pop-punk bands, finally The Facial Ticks finish their set and they ring for last orders, everybody starts leaving and it's really getting sorta late so I ask the kid behind the bar what the deal is, and, get this: it turns out ANY band can put on a Rock Concert - not just The Beatles! And The Beatles definitely WON'T be playing this gig! Yeah! I know, right? It's like: "Hey, let's just, y'know, let ANYBODY form a band and play WHEREVER they want!" Great idea, Einsteins! Shit, might as well let 'em RELEASE ACTUAL RECORDS while you're at it! "Yeah! Come on everybody! Let's all be rock stars and play gigs and release records and shit, y'know, even though we're not The Beatles or whatever!" I'm tellin' you man, we start lettin' all these non-Beatles bands play gigs whenever they like, well, we got ourselves a situation my friend, oh yeah, a sit-u-ation, a situation of non-Beatles bands playing gigs whenever, wherever they like, 24-7, and that, my friend is a slippery-ass slope towards straight-up anarchy with a capital A. (Paul Fuzz)