The Gories. You like 'em right?

Sometimes, the story just isn't worth writing. I mean, someone else already did it ten times better than you ever would, with proper research and funnier jokes. Hell, they'll probably spell things right and use proper grammar and all that junk. With that, if you dig The Gories, then you should click the link below and read an article way better than anything us dopes could ever think up. Or sumpin.

Click here to read the Metro Times article.