Top of the Friday the 13th pops!

Oh man. I've had nothin' but bad luck, since the day this gal came and knocked at my door. Well, it was this morning and I'm aware that's not a long time... but still... it's Friday 13th and I didn't need more of those bad vibrations.

I went to get a paper and some milk and, get this, a car nearly knocked me over, swerving at the last minute, it crushed an old lady whose dog ran away, knocking over a bloke having a cig', which landed in a pile of sheets which set ablaze and gutted three houses of a terrace. The acrid plumes of smoke choked a bird who, in turn, fell from the sky, into the gaping mouth of a passer-by who fell in front of a passing bus, who skidded on her pulped body, straight into a busy school yard. Even the ambulance that came to the scene veered off the road and ploughed straight into a shop front, killing three people weighing up some onions. 85 deaths (and one bird) and, get this, the milk I bought was off. Jeez.

With that, read over for some bad luck videos. They're all good.

Memphis Minnie 'Black Cat Blues'

Cliff Richard 'Devil Woman'

Blind Lemon Jefferson 'Bad Luck Blues'

Little Milton 'Hard Luck Blues'

Brian Auger & The Trinity 'Black Cat'