Wow! Like, ZAP! Some news! HELL YEAH! About Paul McCartney! LAHDAMERCY!

It's funny. Former Beatles can't fart without various members of the media falling all over themselves to report on it. Fab Four Plc is still chooglin' along nicely thanks to this. Of course, we're no better. We know that if we fail to report on various Beatle stories we'll get left behind, stood in Widnes train station penning pop-folk songs about wantin' to get the hell out. So, with that, read over the jump to see which of these three things is true.

1. Paul McCartney's divorce is far from settled thanks to new facts about a secret tryst starring Macca and former flame, Jane Asher.
2. McCartney has developed a terrible skin complaint and is considering going 'Let It Be' and growing a huge beard again.
3. Macca is selling an old amp on eBay.

Sir Thumbsaloft is selling a signed Vox amp to raise cash for the No More Landmines charity. Oh. He's selling it on eBay. The Beatles used Vox amps throughout their career and have been making various cool bits of gear for ages (get me one of them Teardrop guitars wouldya?).

Anyway, the signed amp auction will go live on June 9, 2008. Click here for more details and to possible place a bid.... www.ebay.co.uk/vox