Pete Doherty finally gets to sing like a bird

This isn't a story, more, it's about bloody time. Basically, Babyshambler Pete Doherty has been sentenced to 14 weeks in jail today for continued drug use and missing his probation hearings at the West London Magistrates Court. A court spod said that Doherty had been jailed for "breach of time keeping, non-compliance of his order and using different drugs". This means that he won't be playing Glasto this year and that he won't be playing the sold out show at the Royal Albert Hall on April 26.

The celebrity tramp will be enjoying Her Majesty's guest house, thanks to continued buffoonery... but for some reason, I can't help but think that this might be the fault of the courts too. Of course, no judge ever stuck a needle in his arm to make him the putrid puke bag that he is, but the amount of times he's been (unfathomably) let off for his misdemeanors... well... you can't help but think that they were asking for relapse. Anyway, for the next 14 weeks, we won't have to put up with him... anyone got the nagging feeling we'll be seeing his prison diaries being published soon?