Johnny Cash jailbird baby get-up

For $22, you can dress up your newest addition to the family like an old school convict, workin' the chain gang and learning harmonica behind the bars.

Of course, this grounding will give your child a good solid platform from which to build their life... and with any luck, they'll end up sounding like Johnny Cash.

With this romper suit thing (I'm not sure what they're called), you can have your baby gurgling along to the San Quentin Live album and shooting men in Reno jus' to watch 'em die.

Click here to visit the Rockabilia site and buy.