Climb aboard the John Lennon bus in your Lennon tie... and pyjamas

What do you think of when someone says "John Lennon"? Well, if you're anything like me, you'll think "why hasn't anyone ever turned him into a bus. While I'm at it, how about a tie. Some pyjamas would be alright too". Well bucko, this could be the best day of your life!

At the annual twatfest, the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Yoko Ono unveiled the new “John Lennon Educational Bus.” The vehicle will travel to schools across America to teach children about the fundamentals of recording music. Not only that...

Following in the aftermath of the uproar over the Kurt Cobain Lunchbox word on the street says Warriors have made second base and that Ono is in final negotiations with outfitter Ralph Marlin and Company to lease out her late husband’s artwork so that it could transformed into a line of ties and underwear. Imagine there's no heaven... but a Beatle covering your balls! Ha! Is nothing sacred? Of course it isn't. Next week; Joy Division oven gloves and R Kelly rape alarms.