A wine with woody high notes and a great big nose
You've sung Mandy to death. Not literally of course. I'm sure all those Mandy ladies out there a tougher than death by croon. Where was I? Oh yeah. You've sung (the song) Mandy to death. You've thrown your knickers around to Club Tropicana. God dammit, you're a Barry Fanilow. You probably have a sticker on your car that says I SUPPORT MANILOW MUSIC... and believe, I've seen these stickers... they exist.
You reckon you're a super Barry Manilow do ya? Well, you ain't shit unless you've got pissed on Baz. Again, don't read that wrong. Don't go golden showering Le Nez. Where was I again? Ah yeah, Barry Manilow has got some plonk out and he wants you to sup and yell "could it be magic?!" No way buddy! It's a 2003 Californian Cabernet Sauvignon! 25 bucks? Looks like we made it motherflickers!
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