Rock Bottom #74: Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle's Diamond Lights

I've nothing against singing footballers. In fact, the sight or a row of 70s players in casual v-neck sweaters tunelessly belting out some annoyingly catchy singalong whilst swaying side-to-side is a joy to behold.

But you have to draw the line at players who genuinely think they can sing. Especially if they have mullets. Enter Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle with Diamond Lights, the 80s equivalent of an X- Factor Christmas song. Yes, it's that bad.