Get ready for Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox pt2... The Osbournes are hosting The Brits

Award ceremonies... they're a bit pointless aren't they? I mean, the only people who really look forward to these things are the people who own HMV, music industry types... and coke dealers. Well, you can add The Osbournes to that list as they're hosting next year's Brit Awards.

The event, like last year, will be televised live... which means we could end up with another toe-curler. Imagine Sharon getting one of her surgeon baps out for shock value, whilst Ozzy mumbles and swears, slumped to her left. The crowd won't mind though... they'll all be too busy rimming The Klaxons and egging Amy Winehouse on to a premature death. Maybe they should rebrand the awards as The Caligula Excuse? Didn't he die during some event of 'dramatics and games' event?